Riddles

Q: What did one mafia’s PC say to the other mafia’s PC?

A: “I got connections.”

Q: What did the bull say to the cow?
A: “I like the way you mooove.”

Q: What’s a terrorist’s favorite line?
A: “Let me hit that.”

Q: What’s big, red, bald, got a hole in the top and squirts pebbles?
A: Nothing.

Q: What does girl world and mafia world have in common?
A: They both have their own set of rules.